Deadpan Greeting Cards: Wuzci’s top picks

Deadpan greeting cards are great for friends and family that share a good sense of humour with you. The cards could relate to a favourite TV show or film, or perhaps poke fun at the perks of growing older. Here are a few of our favourite cards by some of our fantastic Wuzci artists.

We love this R.I.P Youth card by Urghh Card Co. It perfectly sums up how we all feel as we get further away from our youthful years.

Of course we also couldn’t put together this list without including the king of deadpan humour, Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99. It’s impossible to read this card without hearing his voice in your head! Captain Holt I’m Ecstatic Card by Donosdoodles

For your drag queen loving friends and family, this Bianca Del Rio Card by Prints with Personality card is perfect. It’s a funny way of saying that they will be able to keep one part of themselves forever!

For friends or colleagues that are leaving your life for a new job or opportunity, we love this You Won’t Be Missed Card by Blue Kiwi Design. It’s the perfect blend of deadpan humour and subtly relaying that you actually will miss them a little bit!

Provided that you and your significant other both enjoy some deadpan humour, this I’ve Decided to Keep You Card by Studio Yelle is a great choice.

Because of the pandemic, there’s nobody that wouldn’t understand this Positive News Card by Ellen Sarah Cawley. While it’s the positive that nobody wants to see, you’re sure to get a giggle from it! This makes it perfect as a get well soon card or maybe a backwards way of telling your loved ones some good news.

In addition to the other great designs by Prints with Personality shown above, these two are great for your pals that loved Prisoner: Cell Block H.

Next up, we have these great designs by Maxwell Makes and another by Prints with Personality. After all, what better example of deadpan humour is there, than calling somebody the “Comic Sans of the human race”?

Yet another fantastic design by Prints with Personality, this Pensioner Bus Pass Card is great for your friends and family on their birthday. However, only if you know they will appreciate the joke and laugh along with you!

This Annoying People Card by Studio Yelle is great for friends and family members with an August birthday. It’s particularly suitable for giving to annoying siblings!

So whether you’re looking for a deadpan greeting card for you best friend or your significant other, we have plenty of choice! Browse through over 250 of our fantastic artists, or our shop of over 6,000 card designs!

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