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Deadpan Greeting Cards: Wuzci’s top picks

New Collections - February 18, 2022February 18, 2022

Deadpan greeting cards are great for friends and family that share a good sense of humour with you. The cards could relate to a favourite TV show or film, or perhaps poke fun at the perks of growing older. Here are a few of our favourite cards by some of our fantastic Wuzci artists.

We love this R.I.P Youth card by Urghh Card Co. It perfectly sums up how we all feel as we get further away from our youthful years.

Of course we also couldn’t put together this list without including the king of deadpan humour, Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99. It’s impossible to read this card without hearing his voice in your head! Captain Holt I’m Ecstatic Card by Donosdoodles

Image of a greeting card with a cartoon tombstone in the center. The tombstone is a grey/blue colour with a few sprigs decorating around the edges. It reads — R.I.P Youth Card by Urghh Card Co.

Image shows a greeting card on a pale purple background. The greeting card has a white background with bold, black text that reads — Captain Holt I’m Ecstatic Card by Donosdoodles

For your drag queen loving friends and family, this Bianca Del Rio Card by Prints with Personality card is perfect. It’s a funny way of saying that they will be able to keep one part of themselves forever!

For friends or colleagues that are leaving your life for a new job or opportunity, we love this You Won’t Be Missed Card by Blue Kiwi Design. It’s the perfect blend of deadpan humour and subtly relaying that you actually will miss them a little bit!

Image of a greeting card on a yellow background. The card shows a close up portrait of the drag queen, Bianca del Rio. Next to the portrait, it reads — Bianca Del Rio Card by Prints with Personality

Image shows a greeting card on a pale pink background. The greeting card is blue and has red and white text in the center. The red text reads — You Won’t Be Missed Card by Blue Kiwi Design

Provided that you and your significant other both enjoy some deadpan humour, this I’ve Decided to Keep You Card by Studio Yelle is a great choice.

Because of the pandemic, there’s nobody that wouldn’t understand this Positive News Card by Ellen Sarah Cawley. While it’s the positive that nobody wants to see, you’re sure to get a giggle from it! This makes it perfect as a get well soon card or maybe a backwards way of telling your loved ones some good news.

Image shows a greeting card against a navy background. The card is pale pink with a slightly darker pink heart drawn in the middle. Over the heart, it reads — I’ve Decided to Keep You Card by Studio Yelle

Image shows a pale blue greeting card on a mustard yellow background. The card shows an illustration of a positive lateral flow test and reads — Positive News Card by Ellen Sarah Cawley

In addition to the other great designs by Prints with Personality shown above, these two are great for your pals that loved Prisoner: Cell Block H.

Image shows a greeting card on a de-saturated teal background. The card has a white background and shows a character from the TV series, Prisoner: Cell Block H. It reads — Happy Birthday, Freak Card by Prints with Personality

Image shows a white greeting card on a pale peach background. The card has an illustration of a character from the TV show, Prisoner: Cell Block H. On the right of the character, the card says — Happy Birthday, Vinegar Tits by Prints with Personality

Next up, we have these great designs by Maxwell Makes and another by Prints with Personality. After all, what better example of deadpan humour is there, than calling somebody the “Comic Sans of the human race”?

Image shows a greeting card on a sky blue background. The card is a light pink with dark blue text. The text reads — Stop Snoring Card by Maxwell Makes

Image shows a white greeting card on a dark navy background. The card reads — Comic Sans of the Human Race by Prints with Personality

Yet another fantastic design by Prints with Personality, this Pensioner Bus Pass Card is great for your friends and family on their birthday. However, only if you know they will appreciate the joke and laugh along with you!

This Annoying People Card by Studio Yelle is great for friends and family members with an August birthday. It’s particularly suitable for giving to annoying siblings!

Image shows a greeting card on a pale purple background. The card is white with an illustration of a red double decker bus. Next to the bus is a blue bus pass that reads — Pensioner Bus Pass Card by Prints with Personality

Image shows a white greeting card on a pale mint background. The card reads — Annoying People Card by Studio Yelle

So whether you’re looking for a deadpan greeting card for you best friend or your significant other, we have plenty of choice! Browse through over 250 of our fantastic artists, or our shop of over 6,000 card designs!

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