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Blue Balls Rude Poem Love Valentine's Day Card

This funny Valentine’s Day card features a pair of balls and the phrase “Roses Are Red My Balls Are Blue Let’s Get Upstairs So I Can Disappoint You” Ideal for Valentines, anniversaries or just because, this card is sure to make your recipient laugh and smile.

Part of the TeePee Creations collection

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